Note. Never go grocery shopping hungry. Never go to a bookstore intellectual. Never bring up the name of one of your favorite authors--to anyone--unless you're planning to reread something. Especially (and this isn't the case) if it's somebody like Robert Jordan, because...holy crap, that's a lot of wordage. Or Agatha Christie. Or Danielle Steele. Bleh. Ok. I'm too repulsed to continue on that subject.