I am...Stinky Rhinobiscuit!
This is a site that will give you your designated new name according to the rules of Professor Poopypants, the villain of a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants. (I haven't read the books yet.)
I have to admit that I take a buttload of online tests. It's pointless for me to list them, since a wonderful list of them is at Blogatelle. Take them at your own risk.