The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

"...And that was how I defeated an evil clown and earned back the full legal right to my name."

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"A mime, you say? Well, I have no problem fighting fire with fire."

"Oh, no! You're not going to cut me with your invisible sword, are you? That would be so scaaaaary."

"Oh, this isn't a sword. It's a rocket launcher."

(via Lee)