The guys at work were talking about Judo; one of them is pretty good at it, apparently. What are the throws like, kicks vs. throws, are there belts, etc.
"...and afterwards, you all have bagels, right?"
"It would make sense that the official food of juuuu-dooo is bagels."
Silence. I groaned. "That was horrible."
"See? Thank you. At least somebody got it..."