Those of you who have played World of Warcraft:

On the way home from school, Ray says, "I have a line and a dot!"

I glance over my shoulder. One hand is raised with one finger pointed up, and the other hand is pointing at the base of her other finger: an exclamation point.

"Momma, I have a job for you! I have a job for you! Click on me!"

Giggling, I poke her in the belly. "Click!"

"I have a job for you, momma."

"What job is it?"

"I have lots of job. Your first job is the cookie job."

"What do I have to do for that?"

"You have to get stuff to make cookies..."

That's a job we'll do this weekend :)