A few years ago, Lee and I watched "Cannibal! The Musical," by the South Park creators (AKA "Alferd Packer: The Musical"). It was bad...but it was funny:
James Humphrey: Hey! You're cutting into his butt!But to find out there's a grill dedicated to his name? Oh, we must go there. I'm sure we'll have to check out the other sites of interest, but:
Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
James Humphrey: Well, not butt!
"El Canibal is Boulder's biggest burrito, and the Calypso pork is a student favorite." The slogan is "Have a friend for lunch!"
Okay, in reality, this may not be as amusing as I'm hoping it will be. Nevertheless.
"During the trial, the judge supposedly said: