7.22.2006

Statistically Speaking...

Odds of dying...

  • In a flood: 1 in 144,156

  • After being struck by lightning: 1 in 79,746

  • By legal execution: 1 in 62,468

  • By accidental electrocution: 1 in 9,968

  • In a fire/of smoke inhalation: 1 in 1,113

  • By drowning: 1 in 1,008

  • By suicide: 1 in 119

  • In a motor vehicle accident: 1 in 84

  • Of heart disease: 1 in 5

  • Of something or other: 1 in 1


According to this month's National Geographic, anyway.

I want to see a statistical list of things your parents warned you about, like "Odds of jumping off a cliff" "Odds of being injured while running with scissors" "Odds of dying with previously dirtied underwear," that kind of things. "Odds of death by karma" would be nice, too.