Quotes of the Morning.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Women should be obscene and not heard.