Another quote from work.

"This is an obscene phone call. Had this been an actual obscene phone call, you would have heard heavy breathing."

Quote of the Day.

"We put the 'K' in kwality!"

--from work.

Quote of the Day.

You can't take the redneck out of the truck, but you can put in better speakers.

Toast.

"...I'm just saying I don't eat toast."

"What do you eat with your eggs?"

"Okay, I'll eat toast at a restaurant. I don't even own a toaster. I have a toaster oven."

"You don't own a toaster?"

"I own a toaster oven."

"You know what you're getting for your wedding? About nineteen toasters."

"You get me a toaster, and I'm going to hit you up the side of your head."

"Hey! Everybody! Guess who needs a toaster for his wedding!"

Overheard at Work

"You know what I want to see? A caveman reality show."

Quotes from Work.

--I wouldn't run that far for free cheese.
--What about government cheese?
--I ain't runnin' nowhere for government cheese.

--Why do I gotta be stupid?
--You are stupid.
--Yeah, but I'm funny.

Quote of the Day

There are many kinds of monkeys, but they all smell the same. Bad.

--Bubbles.

(From the character commentaries on the PPG Movie.)

(Ray's going through the extra features, runs across the Bubbles commentary, yadda yadda yadda: "She talks a lot!" Lee and I crack up.)

Overheard at Work

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Retired.

Quote of the Day.

From Neil Gaiman:

If writing fiction is dessert, then copy-editing is eating all your vegetables. Blogging is snacking between meals.