So what do you believe in?

Depends on what frame of reference you're using.

What do you call someone who believe that what she believes depends on the frame of reference used? I'm trying to think of a word, but...I can't narrow it down to just one word. I'm a post-modern pluralistic magician (not pagan) pantheistic humanistic solipsistic surrestlistic non-linear agnostic chaotic neutral fool. And then some.