Greeting Cards.

Becky over at Beckland needs to start writing for Hallmark:

• When you’re sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• When you’re blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
  
• When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
  

More over at her site.