Oh, please please please...

It looks like I'm going to be able to take Tai Chi classes once a week.
Yatayatayatayata! Ladies and gents, the world's first tap-dancing tai chi
grand master!

Bad jokes....

One of the people that I work with (over e-mail; she's located in another
state) is leaving to go back to school today. I'm trying to come up
with involved pun jokes to send her. I know some good ones, but I'd rather
make her a couple.

(Her last one: "What do you get when you cross a turtle and a
porcupine?"..."A slow poke!")