Here's me, hoping this particular fad is over: back when we lived in Iowa, people would buy all this crap with "What Would Jesus Do" all over it. Duh...Jesus, temple, tossing out moneylenders? Ring a bell? Probably not so big on the Jesus watch bands, you know?
Oh, and some of the kids wore these plastic band bracelets with WWJD? stamped on them, and whenever they committed some sin or other, they'd snap themselves. I'm pretty sure that wasn't part of the deal either, giving yourself welts in the name of love.
But enough of my bitching. Check out this comic from Sinfest, which is much funnier.