"...I'm just saying I don't eat toast."
"What do you eat with your eggs?"
"Okay, I'll eat toast at a restaurant. I don't even own a toaster. I have a toaster oven."
"You don't own a toaster?"
"I own a toaster oven."
"You know what you're getting for your wedding? About nineteen toasters."
"You get me a toaster, and I'm going to hit you up the side of your head."
"Hey! Everybody! Guess who needs a toaster for his wedding!"