Toast.

"...I'm just saying I don't eat toast."

"What do you eat with your eggs?"

"Okay, I'll eat toast at a restaurant. I don't even own a toaster. I have a toaster oven."

"You don't own a toaster?"

"I own a toaster oven."

"You know what you're getting for your wedding? About nineteen toasters."

"You get me a toaster, and I'm going to hit you up the side of your head."

"Hey! Everybody! Guess who needs a toaster for his wedding!"