O Happy Stuff!
The life of a fledgling freelance writer is often, surprisingly, dull and tedious. I try to stay away from that aspect of things, but sometimes it can't be helped. Oh, you're doing something you love, but it can lack that spark that purely creative writing possesses.
Then come the days when you run into place like this, and you really hope the owners are willing to cut a deal for gift certificates or something if you write descriptions for them. Give me dull! Give me tedious! Give me stuff!
I want the Gypsy Table Clock, in case anybody needs to know.