Some links.

This is bad. One of my purposes here has been to focus on original content, and here I am, putting up words and now...links. Well.

Librarian Pick-up lines.
"My mom was a librarian, she taught me everyone should have access to my stacks."

Via Bookslut. My kinda place.

And more on the unrelated-to-sex sexual naming theme:

Foodporn.

You can purchase thong underwear with a porcini mushroom on it.